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$KOSHER COIN

The First Halachically Clean Memecoin

Oy Vey! Such a Mitzvah! ๐Ÿ•Ž

Why Is $KOSHER Actually Kosher?

"Nu, let me tell you, Bubbeleh..."

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No Scams or Deception

ื’ื ื™ื‘ืช ื“ืขืช (Geneivat Da'at)

Jewish law strongly forbids fraud! We don't do:

  • Pump-and-dump schemes
  • Misleading marketing
  • Hidden minting or rug mechanics

What we DO have: Honest supply info, transparent contract, no funny business!

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Avoiding Ribbit (Interest)

ืจื™ื‘ื™ืช (Ribbit)

Traditional Jewish law prohibits certain forms of interest between Jews. $KOSHER is halachically clean:

  • No built-in interest mechanics framed as loans
  • More like ownership than debt
  • Pure utility token, no usury!
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Not Pure Gambling

ื”ื™ืžื•ืจื™ื (Himurim)

Many rabbis view speculative gambling negatively. $KOSHER emphasizes:

  • Community over speculation
  • Utility and charity focus
  • Not just "number go up, Mazel Tov!"
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Total Transparency

ื™ื•ืฉืจ (Yosher - Integrity)

Jewish business ethics demands clarity. We provide:

  • Clear rules - no tricks!
  • Readable smart contract
  • Fixed tokenomics - what you see is what you get
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Rabbinic Endorsement

ื”ื›ืฉืจ (Hechsher)

Just like kosher food certification, we're seeking:

  • Review by recognized rabbis
  • Beit Din approval process
  • Written statement confirming halachic compliance
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Shabbat Sensitivity

ืฉื‘ืช (Shabbat)

We respect those who observe Shabbat and holidays:

  • No pressure to trade on Shabbat
  • No time-sensitive competitions on holy days
  • Community tools respect religious observance

Tokenomics

"Such numbers! Your bubbe would be proud!"

1,000,000,000
Total Supply
0%
Hidden Taxes
100%
Transparent
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Mazel Tov Energy
๐Ÿ•Ž MAZEL TOV! ๐Ÿ•Ž L'CHAIM! ๐Ÿ•Ž OY VEY! ๐Ÿ•Ž SHALOM! ๐Ÿ•Ž MAZEL TOV! ๐Ÿ•Ž L'CHAIM! ๐Ÿ•Ž OY VEY! ๐Ÿ•Ž SHALOM! ๐Ÿ•Ž MAZEL TOV! ๐Ÿ•Ž L'CHAIM! ๐Ÿ•Ž

Join the Mishpacha! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ

"Come, be part of the family!"

Listen, Bubbeleh, $KOSHER isn't just another memecoin - it's a community! We're building something special here, something your grandmother would approve of (well, maybe she'd still worry, but that's what grandmothers do).

Join thousands of hodlers who believe in honest, transparent, halachically-considered crypto. Oy vey, what a time to be alive!